I can’t believe it’s you! I’ve been waiting for you my entire life! I’m sure I don’t need to tell you that I’m nine to ten years and am a yellow Lab mix because you clearly feel the connection, too. We need to get together right away so that I can amuse you. After all, I’m a born entertainer. I know you’re fluent in my language, and you think it’s funny when I make grunting, growling, barking sounds. Of course you do! We’re buddies, right? I’m great with other dogs and I only chase cats if other dogs in the household tell me those cats are fine with getting chased. Alone, I ignore the cats. I’m obedient and I love absolutely everyone, so let’s get together already!